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Housewife Burnout

It took four punches of the snooze button to get me out of bed this morning. I wasn’t tired. Or… Continue reading »

The Housewife Zone

You are about to enter another dimension, a dimension of not only dust and dirt, but of lost minds. A… Continue reading »

Give me liberty, or give me naps!

When the alarm goes off in the morning, and your brain’s cells begin to stir, a myriad of possible “first… Continue reading »

Feel free to soil yourself

When the kids were little, I used to be good at things. I was organized, talented, nurturing, patient, creative, hard-working,… Continue reading »

Riding the Gravy Train

They don’t want to clean your toilets. They don’t want to watch your kids. They don’t want to do your… Continue reading »

Sick Fantasies

I am a frustrated housewife. I’ll admit it. As much as I’d like to say that my mind is solely… Continue reading »

WANTED: Mom Manager

I was late for the meeting. Again. With an armful of crumpled papers, I pulled my calendar from its tack… Continue reading »

Exposed: Filthy Secrets of A Modern Housewife

Every morning at about nine-o-clock, a little ray of sunshine comes through the window of my kitchen and ruins my… Continue reading »

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