“Open wider, close a little, a little wider, close, open, wider, not so wide,” says the dental hygienist during my routine checkup, in a constant stream of hushed commands. While she scrapes my teeth, I distract myself with signs on the wall. “Ask your dentist about sedation dentistry today,” one sign reads. With nothing else…
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Mamma’s Boy-Man
“Are you sure you’re gonna be alright?” “Yeeess, Mom. How many times do I have to tell you, I’ll be fine,” my teenage son replied while impatiently leading me out the front door of our house. “OK, OK, but don’t forget to feed Dinghy . . .” I said, stepping over the threshold. “Yes, I…
Budget is the New Black
For decades, I tried to be cool. Despite numerous desperate attempts to wear fashionable clothes, listen to hip music, take up trendy hobbies and become more aloof, I just couldn’t change who I was. Finally, in my 40s, I decided to accept my unfashionable lot in life and give in to my nerdiness. No sooner…
What’s that you say, Mrs. Robinson?
Dear Mrs. Molinari, Thank you for your completed application. However, the work experiences you listed in section C were all prior to 1996. Without work experience from the last five years, I will not be able to offer you employment with our company. Best of luck, Ms. Julie Robinson, Employment Manager Wait, what? No…
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