My husband is deeply in love with someone. Someone with a great personality. Someone that makes him feel like a real man. Someone with a really nice tush. That someone is my husband, himself. Now don’t get me wrong ÔÇô I’m not poking fun. In fact, I’m quite jealous that my husband has so much…
Holidays
I give and give, but what do I get?
I’m going out on a limb here and say that the majority of you have a bottle of mustard, a can of cooking spray, a stick of butter, or some other food item in your kitchen that you did not purchase. No need to bother with FBI profiling, exhaustive research or statistical analysis. We all…
Dental Chair Delusions
“Open wider, close a little, a little wider, close, open, wider, not so wide,” says the dental hygienist during my routine checkup, in a constant stream of hushed commands. While she scrapes my teeth, I distract myself with signs on the wall. “Ask your dentist about sedation dentistry today,” one sign reads. With nothing else…
Mamma’s Boy-Man
“Are you sure you’re gonna be alright?” “Yeeess, Mom. How many times do I have to tell you, I’ll be fine,” my teenage son replied while impatiently leading me out the front door of our house. “OK, OK, but don’t forget to feed Dinghy . . .” I said, stepping over the threshold. “Yes, I…
What I believe about Hell and hand baskets