Listen folks, you really don’t want to see me going topless — it aint pretty…unless you think two fried eggs hanging from a hook is attractive — so click the pretty little pink circle above and cast your vote for me as the bestest, most prettiest, hilariousest, most funnest TOP military mom blogger around. These contests are purely promotional tools, but they really do help bring new readers to my blog. And it will help me promote my new monthly column in Military Spouse magazine!
You can vote once every 24 hours from any computer or smart phone from now until August 16th!! Support the troops and help put my Top on — trust me, you want that. Really.

I voted for corned beef hash and toast on the side.
Thanks Mike, I’ll try to keep my sunny side up!
Yeah! You are in the lead!
Thank you Laura — let’s hope I stay in the lead… sometimes there are rouge contest warriors who surge forward and steal the show. But I’ll try to stay on “top” of this one!
Omgosh, Lisa – I’m dyin’ here! You really ARE the hilariousest one….even if your the only one I read. 🙂
Once a clown, always a clown. You were WAY funny in high school Joce and I’d bet you’re still making your husband crack up. Am I right?